Mr Tibbs Meets the Ford Forte Series III

I don’t really like cats but

I must admit

quite freely

they do feel rather pleasant

under my wheels

when

they pop and burst their innards

sad oily fat-finger sausages

all mince and sawdust

spoiling my lunch

 

But I always go back later

to a growing collection

hoping that some stranger has

followed my tracks and

impressed upon them their

own peculiar opinion about

the state of play

the weather or

the like

 

at home

I hang them to dry

these flat little chums

sundried Macavity

Ginger or

Snuff

potpourri showbags they

pretty my shed with

their follow-you eyes

all ready for sewing

 

I wear my cat-coat often

colourful Joe in a

furball suit

singing songs from Cats but

dropping the plot

out

out there in the fields where

the wild things are

 

I don’t like cats but

they make good hats

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